Sunday, November 23, 2008

Wall E is a terrifying film

Let me start by saying I love Pixar films, every single one of them. Howerever there are a few things about Wall E that really made me cringe. First the movie had self aware robots, and I have never seen that be a good thing, just ask John Connor. Really though those robots aren't nearly as big of a problem as is the fact that the new society on Earth has no idea how to sustain their own life outside of their spaceship. The Captain tells the kids that they can grow pizza trees, this is not a good sign. These problems don't really concern me nearly as much as really the big problem they never address. The movie presents the same group of people living on a spaceship for 700 years. For those of you that have seen the movie you know that this society is made up of people that have gotten very big due to increased laziness. So you have a lazy group of people confined to only each other. Obviously the waste problem should be a huge issue, along with the problem of what to do with the deceased would be very difficult. Yet my biggest concern is that fact that these people only have each other to reproduce with for 700 years, this would obviouslylead to 3 eyed, two toed offspring, but nope not in this movie, and that is my biggest concern.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Customer Satisfaction

According to a new survey by Men’s Fitness and Shape magazine, 85-percent of guys think of themselves as “good” or “excellent” in the sack. However, the same survey reports that half of women think “very few” of the men they’ve been with have been good in bed.
Additionally, seven out of 10 women admitted to faking orgasms This also happens to be the exact same number of men who believe they give women an orgasm every time.


Just thought I would share.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The Holiday's died a long time ago

I've been working retail for five years now, which means we are quickly approaching my fifth black friday. I will save another post for how I feel about black friday, the point of this short post is what is my new favorite holiday. And that holiday is Halloween, and Halloween should be all retail employee's favorite holiday. Over the course of the next month we are going to be getting up early, answering the same questions thousands of times, get yelled at thousands of times (last year alone I was told I ruined christmas at least 20 times) and have to sacrifice time away from our families so others can enjoy time with there own. But this doesn't happen with Halloween, there is no pressure, nothing to ruin, no insane sales with thousands of peoples running and screaming. At my age Halloween is still about candy, beer, and hot girls wearing very revealing "costumes" long live Halloween.